The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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