sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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