If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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