He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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