I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize