We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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