Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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