I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My feet surprised me
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