Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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