A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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