I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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