I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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