do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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