Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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