Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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