I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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