I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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