Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We need to rekindle our bromance
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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