Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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