just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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