Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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