He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
