I didn't shave. On purpose
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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