I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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