If i come over, it means nothing
Can Purell be used as lube?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
