dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me they were just razor bumps!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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