Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im drinking this country out of the recession.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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