No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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