office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
please don't ironically join a cult
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