you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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