2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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