You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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