Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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