At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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