is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I'm just crazy horny about you
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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