I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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