last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
pray to the hookup gods
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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