I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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