Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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