I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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