All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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