is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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