She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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