ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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