I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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