Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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