I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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