I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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