Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
