I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
