So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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