I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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