well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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