seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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